she’s still refusing to apologize for stealing Christmas, though.

I believe firmly a VOICE department is necessary. But Victims of ICE seems a better expansion of the acronym.

It’s an overinclusive measure that uses a xenophobic action to stoke racism. It’s like the travel ban. Yes, the travel ban is not explicitly a ban on Muslims because it also includes Christians from those seven countries, but the animus behind the ban is obviously anti-Islam.

“he normalized himself. He doesn’t need the favor anymore”

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

Irrespective of everything else, I’m tired of this “it was a good speech” nonsense. It was a crap speech. It was boring. There was no flow. It was disjointed. There was no overriding narrative arc. It was objectively worse than any major speech given by George W. Bush.

I use chop blocks in all of my pass protection!

No one’s slick as Mangold
No one’s quick as Mangold
No one’s beard as incredibly thick as Mangold
For there’s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

mostly these guys want to be witnesses to Great Men Making History. They want to Respect The Office Of The Presidency.

Thank the good Lord that the pure and immaculate white race is being defended by toothless meth heads and hungover tradesmen.

My absolute favorite of his was he had recurring role as a heroin kingpin on the original Hawaii Five-0 named Big Chicken!

My prediction for this season?

Comments from my mom, who watches DWTS religiously:

Go ask an immigrant how presidential Donald Trump seemed last night.

When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Came here to say this. That’s... quite a trajectory. A distillation, really. Take anything that was coherent and sensical about Goldwater, boil it away, and you’re reduced to Reagan. Take that and spin it down, and you’ve got a hard lump of stupid named George W. Bush. Take that and burn it in a crucible, and you’ve…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.