It’s amazing how much of what men hate about women is actually just projection.

I’m a guy. Not just a guy, but one who spent a number of years in Special Operations units. About as macho as you can get.

Madeline: I’m so sorry you’ve had to go through this. Nobody deserves to feel unsafe or humiliated the way Tom did. I’m sorry that Michael, who was supposed to be a friend, let you down and backed Tom, even though you were the one who was wronged.

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

It also sounds he wanted to have a negative hot take, but didn’t actually have any substance to base that negative hot take on, so he used big words and absurdly complex sentences to try to distract readers into thinking he was saying something really smart.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

Out of all the comments, this sounds like the most accurate comparison.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

YOOOOUUUUU AND MMAAAEEEEE. MAAAEEEEEEEE AND YOOOOUUUUUUUU

I’m glad someone else shares my hobbies

I heard that they guy who recorded the “ominous trumpet fart-blast meant to show impending doom” is now a billionaire, just like the guy who did the Wilhelm scream (Wilhelm, I think his name was).

as a proud member of the trailer industry, i can assure you that we are...its actually a legal requirement.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”