@hellionraiser: Dear lord. Then you must know what I mean. :)

I believe this was the precise reason for the demise of the disposable cameras for wedding guests' use?

@toe-to-toe: Yes! I believe it is also a reference to the "little brain," source of thoughts like, "mor hanjobz plz.

@Tony Kaye: Also...be sure to say "I concur" a lot.

@Tony Kaye: I love this. Make it a costume party! These are the people in your neighborhood...

@blackbirdfly: AHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.

@jumpingpiglet: I think the ad may still work.

@luxylux: Totally weird. I was born in January 1972, and the one I see myself in here is Jan. 1973. How has some con artist not yet made a fortune reading breast shape as an indicator of personality type, etc. ?

@thePrototype: Technical, realistic reasoning aside, calling a piece of butt floss large is still hilarious.

@MsLongstocking: I find Christy Turlington very admirable. She has parlayed her modeling into career into at least two (public) ventures to help others. After her father died of lung cancer, she quit smoking and became a vocal anti-smoking advocate—for everyone, but especially for young women. She seems to have a…

@thePrototype: Okay. But my favorite part of this catalogue is that the white one, that tiny strip of fabric, is optimistically dubbed, "white, large."

@Rosebush: Even better. I like realism in my underwear.

@Elle O. Elle: Yes!

@Doddibot: OH wait! Consider my earlier question answered.

Okay—but is there a product that accentuates the labia—like the nipple bra but in panty form?

Gaga herself looks pretty—but in the dance sequences I just saw a bunch of dancing Moes from the Three Stooges. I had a hard time making anything pretty or artistic out of that.

Ashton Kutcher AND Katherine Heigl? Come on, how could this not be a masterpiece?

@Teh Echoroc: Ha! "Iss-tuh-culs" is now my new favorite adjective.

@14Kgold: See! Go forth and sing George Michael and dance, Youngster. *hobbles away on walker*

Okay. I know we're supposed to retire the "Wow. Just wow."