I find it fascinating that BMW must occupy every single micro-niche CUV / SUV / SAC segment that Mercedes is in but when it comes to hot wagons - which Mercedes most definitely has covered with E63 AMG - BMW is like nah, we’re out. How many X4 Ms did BMW sell last year? Has anyone actually seen one of these…

Maybe a totaled BMW and a blown WRX engine/trans?

We’re just trying to have a good time, narc

A big NOPE! I was all ready to hit the NP button because fud-it money for a drop-top DD. But then I decided to read the whole backstory. Long story short, it’s some Tennessee hillbilly’s abused puppy. Odo stopped 11 years ago? Those seats?

I still love this car though. It shows me who to steer well clear of. I have never seen a Merc GLE that hasnt been driven by a texting self-indulgent asshat. Basically trying to register a GLE should automaticaly result in your license being suspended. 

Too good to be true? I constantly see these things on CL going for less than $2k...$13.5k is a ludicrous price for a modded car that needs a total strip and re-paint. I’d go $14k for concours-level 300ZX, but this? I might go $4k, but only because the interior’s so nice. You’re going to have to strip and re-paint the…

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

I think the funniest part of the Mercedes Illuminated star is that you can only get it if you cheap out on options that really matter, like adaptive cruise and automatic emergency braking. You are literally making your MB shittier from the factory for the sake of adding the “look at me” emblem.

This coming from a country where CCTV reigns supreme and kitchen knives are regulated.

Not that banks or big corporations need defending...

Came here to say this. Not only were most choppers overpriced, they were essentially trailer queens, to boot. Stupid looking, hard to ride, expensive to maintain, it’s amazing they even go for that kind of money.

BMW X6 (and frankly all SUVs driving almost entirely within city limits). Look at this fucking ugly assholemobile that only exists because of BMWs greed and to destroy the planet for maximum douchebaggery. It is the perfect synonym of shit we as a mankind cant afford to ignore and to do anymore. Fuck this horrible…

They are still garbage as actual cars, no matter how fast or efficient they are. Cars are neither fast nor efficient when broken. My favorite failure of my buddy’s now three Teslas is refusing to let go of the charge cable! I’d put that right up there with an Alfa not starting, except neither of my Alfas ever didn’t…

A brand new, high performance, mid-engined, V8 car with a warranty for only $60k? You’re out of your mind! That would be a crazy bargain! No manufacturer would do that!

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

I hate I hate I hate touchscreen controls! Of any kind!

I have long dealt with having to limit the size of my collections of various objects, so Ron’s story hits home with me. In so many ways I feel bad for him. It has to hurt to see these vehicles go away..

I think it’s better looking than every Nissan sedan.

“By far, the worst rentals come from Nissan.”

I see you haven’t experienced their finest product offering, the SENTRA!!!