Are you aware that any race can be addicted to crack? 

Where the fuck did crack pipe go?  

I like this a lot more than I thought I would, but - seems like it needs lots of things that seem really little (such as the cracked headlight), but end up costing a lot, especially when you add them all up.

That’s going to be the new name for this - goodbye NPoCP. Guessing the overlords got offended by people possibly being offended and decided to offend us

Way to change up the voting buttons so now I have to think too hard about which one to choose to vote “crack pipe”. Hopefully it doesn’t result erroneous election results since they’re now switched. 

“well cared for enthusiast owned” being put up for sale in the most appalling of conditions, not bothering to spend an afternoon washing and barring it down, vacuuming the inside and having Christmas in July on the dash as visible in the pictures?

NP because it also comes with a full set of silverware from the last house it visited. 

Frankly given his obsession with oddball Chryslers the danger of a meth neighborhood is that he'd expand his collection.

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

I mean if I was retired owned a 2 post lift, the entire contents of a Snap On truck, 50 years of mechanical knowledge (and not the shitty Scotty Kilmer kind) and truly hated the sight of my spouse or family then yeah I could totally see this in my garage.

20" crazy negative wheels - check
bald mud tires - check
sky high lift - check
enormous obnoxious exhaust - check
bushcracker flares - check
full time tow mirrors - check

I dont know about that. Dont confuse ppl like Tracy with ppl making 100k a year living in Denver or Austin or Seattle or whatever and just wanting to look the lifestyle of activity and outdoory-ness w/o actually doing jack shit outside.

It does come with a manual. It’s right there in the glove box.

Now drive them back to back. The G30 is boring to drive, especially as a 520d. It's a sterile luxury boat without driver involvement. This E34 is very different.

I really like these cars, and I’m sure this one is a blast to drive.
But. The stickers, exhaust, and tree stuff all over the car tell me it has been absolutely flogged. I’d be willing to bet those low miles have not been easy on it at all, and the next owner will have to deal with that eventually. CP from me.

*edit*…

No sir.  You’re theoretical $1,500 could not buy you anywhere near this nice and low mileage of a car.  NP.

Seems like I’m the only one who remembers what happened to Reginald Denny these days.

As he should be released! Get the trash off the freeway. He should have never stopped and put his life in danger. 

You probably should have filed this one to the Hot Takes Department, Justin.

No, I’m sorry, but no. It doesn’t. It looks like a Chinese knockoff of a car from Grand Theft Auto.