I spent my morning fixing a B6 passat (again). Piece of shit doesn’t even begin to describe VW/Audi products.

THIS. Versa drivers are the worst. 2 year old car with one hubcap left, 5 dents, and original oil at 30k miles but at least they have bumper stickers.

Well I just got my first bike.

It’s a 2 minute job. 4 torx screws, and the car comes with the wrench needed to do the job...

I know a guy who bought and sold cars. Bought a Saab 9-3 Viggen and still has it.

Can you explain how my base model Saturn ion 5-speed on (absolutely dry-rotted, terrible) 185/14/55 tires did 16.0 @ 86mph at the drags?

We has a 2002 Escalade 5.3 from 2005 til 2015. 220k and one transmission with three kids in the back.

Crossovers are tumors on wheels. Shit stains that sell. A fast-spreading disease.

Our 2002 Escalade held up to 220k miles with 4 kids and only city driving. Sold it to an african-american guy for his wife without a problem.

My Saab 9-3 Viggen turns a tick above 3000rpm at 80mph, and gets 32mpg...

That means that no BMW is worth over $200 by that logic.

No they wern’t. The best Saabs were real Saabs, Subaru feels like a tin can and the Trollblazer was simply the best version of the trailblazer. You probably drive a Camry, don’t you?

Can’t say love, but my Saturn Ion 5-speed. Hated it at first, but then got the stupid, springy clutch down and whip it everywhere and get mid-30's MPG city and it never breaks. Also I don’t have to care if someone dings it in the parking lot.

LOL I own one in silver and no options except for Air con (which is the strongest air con of any car ever made). If not for the 5-speed and the crank windows, I would’ve fallen asleep behind the wheel and died by now.

I am driving a Silver one right now! But it’s a base model with zero options + Air Con (which is some of the best A/C in any car I’ve been in). Other than that it’s pretty boring, the inputs are numb, but the 2.2 is a good motor.

I love those wheels. And so does everyone who sees my black Viggen.

How do I get my comments to show up and not be pending?

I kid you not, I was just in the kitchen thinking about what to comment if something Ion related came up on Jalopnik. Good timing

“iPhone with no storage” Get an SD card.

How do you not know what a Volga or a Zhiguli is....