It's all a whole bunch of nothing, as 99 percent of preseason storylines tend to be.

...Arcanine.

Arcanine as a dog, the correct answer was Raikou.

Do you think a professional football has ever wet his pants during play? I'm thinking: playoff game, tons of rain, no time to get off the field and come back, the right nose guard just lets it go. Or do you think there's too much adrenaline for that to happen? Which NFL team has the best uniform for inconspicuously…

It also comes with buyer's remorse.

So, what you're proposing is the Santorum Theorem: a mate's eligibility for life partnership is indirectly in proportion to their dedication to the political career of Rick Santorum. I like it. Think I'll try it.

Exactly what I was thinking, the guy is Hines Ward without any of the fanfare. An excellent blocker and possession receiver who will do anything to help the team win.

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

I was majorly bummed that Mario Golf got bumped to 2014 :(

Strange. Usually the head trauma precedes inexplicable fist pumping.

Talk about premature ejaculation!

Her race ended in tears.

People like him forget the benefits of modern medicine while buying in to pseudoscience that has no basis in reality. My great-uncle had a massive stroke a while back. He had been convinced that the drug he was on was doing him harm because it wasn't "natural." The drug he was on was keeping him alive and is not…

A reluctant a-hole does indeed make for an awkward Ley

Yeah, especially considering that there are growing numbers of kids dying from diseases that were nearly eradicated in some countries. The US and UK in particular had nearly zero (and in some years, it actually was zero) deaths caused by the diseases covered by the MMR vaccine UNTIL all this anti-vaccination bullshit.

Just bachelor in some English, bro.

I don't think they'd be liable for liable.

C'mon, man. Race discussion. Race. Like African American or Caucasian. RACE DISCUSSION.

Jesus Christ, would you please fucking leave Jermaine out of this.