Honestly, he did this woman and her friends a favor. You know what you get a at a club like this? Rape, lots of rape. With a side of possible rufie overdose, VD, and unwanted pregnancy. Good looks to this guy for subtly warning her to keep her friends safe.

Damn you, I laughed out loud at work and had to explain myself.

Yeah, that's awesome, thanks for that, but they sell Old Spice Body Wash at the store and I just use that and DONT treat women like they are sex toys and I think I'll be fine.

Well the lady from my gym who ruins every dude at the gym's feelings by being Hercules needs to join the Marines then because I've seen her do like 20 pull ups. Also she gave me a death stare one time and told me that she was taking my bench because I smelled like pussy. I almost cried.

I mean, the timing is awful. You have Hamas lobbing rockets at innocent Israelis, what do you expect Israel to do? They warned the civilians what they were planning, and Hamas orders Palestinians to stay put, because dead Palestinians further Hamas's agenda. Acting like the Israelis are the bad guy here (which the…

I think you are on to something here.

I'll give it a whirl, I'm always trying new soaps out. Being a greasy ass Middle Eastern Mediteranean is a pain.

They better do the "How Will I Know" video justice. I remember watching that video as a small child and realizing that something was wrong with me because I liked a girl. Fucking 4 year olds. RIP Whitney.

"I'm trying to picture Escarpeta humping the floor or a speaker and I'm struggling."

I have, but I am not the biggest fan of bar soap and haven't really found a Castile Body Wash. The point I am trying to make is that Old Spice Body Wash isn't bad soap, just use it as soap, don't be a rapey douchebag, and the world will be fine.

To be fair, Old Spice Body Wash is one of the few non-CRAZY EXTRA STRENGTH ACTUALLY JUST BLEACH!!!! body washes that cuts through my Greek-Italian Body grease. Dumb Commercials, dumb promises, but you should all be thankful for this stuff otherwise every place I went in the summer would end up smelling like a car…

This is so awful. Like honestly the worst. This is a complete slap in the face to every rape victim ever. We are finally to a point where we are starting to turn the corner on rape and this kind of shit threatens to drag us back to the "Blame the victim/Doubt the victim" age. This horrible woman deserves to have…

God I love Riri. She seems like a Relationship disaster waiting to happen but damn the girl has fun. I'd love to destroy a club fighting a similarly talented man for her affections.

I didn't think that my life needed Gundam Pussy, how wrong I was....

Did I just cum in my pants over a Smash Bros. Announcement? Yep, that happened.

You can really start to guess at where they will base this thing by looking at what they aren't showing you. Notice how the front landing gear is always blurred out. What could that be hiding? My guess, a hook for carrier landing. Is there any surprise that as China becomes more aggressive Japan would trot out…

God I wish that were the case but many of my non-homeless relatives are those insane people calling in

That's certainly true to an extent, as long as you separate Philly fans from the crazy assholes who call into Sports Talk Radio to voice their opinion on why the 76ers should pull off a Nerlens Noel for LeBron trade. Because those callers will literally believe anything as long as it is stupid.

By the media, there certainly is. Iverson and Barkley are certainly revered by the fans, and some of the media today. But take a look back at the tone of the local media at the time they left and you'll see a different side.

It's mostly Eagles and Flyers to be fair. But Barkley, Iverson, Rolen, Curt Shilling back in the day (the Inquirer excoriated him), etc.