Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

99% of defendants enter a not guilty plea at arraignment, particularly cases that went through the grand jury process, because discovery hasn’t begun yet. No competent defense attorney would let their client plead guilty at the arraignment without reviewing all the evidence the State has and entering serious plea…

I don’t think I could tell good modeling versus bad.

I felt a little bad for wanting to comment on her brows since this case has some roots in bullying, but I am glad that there are others that get me.

And, yet, the crime that is her eyebrows will go unpunished.

It’s called After Adult!

“As most of you know”? LOL. I don't think that's common knowledge to the general public

NYE used to be my favorite holiday - we spend it with friends doing a sort of small-dish cook-off, there is a lot of drinking, we go outside at midnight and druknenly sing - and it’s a beautiful way to ring in the new year. Someone always goes too wild, but whatever we’re among friends!

Last year was “sloppy” though -…

I live in Buenos Aires and this friend from abroad came over to visit for the holidays. We had planned a fairly quiet NYE: dinner reservations and maybe a drink afterwards. But then these friends texted me and invited us over to their apartment. We ended up mixing more booze and weed than we should have, and after a…

I’m sure reading how much of a douche he is online must’ve helped him so much.

I had a similar yet opposite experience. My husband and I are gay. We used to split up for Christmas, the logistics were just too much, even though everyone loved everyone, and we’d reconvene back at the apartment once we returned.

A) fuck your mom, what a horrific way to treat your child

GodDAMNit I came here to make the David dukkke dickkk joke. : (

42 was my best body year. That was weird.

Are you a woman though? Because I feel like a 28 year old man probably relates just fine to a 22 year old woman. But if it was the opposite I wouldn’t think so.

A few years ago I noticed he had matured, from a very...doll-ish looking boy into a hot man and I’m not ashamed anymore, he can get it.

This could be straight out of The Shining, where all the hedge animals start stalking Danny when he isn’t looking!

I have to admit when your boyfriend protested “he asked us not to tell her!” my jaw dropped.  How far does fucking Bro Code go??????  

SHIT DAWG. I’M SPOOKED AS HECK RN. 

The girl scout troop I lead has met in the same church since kindergarten, they’re now in 4th grade. Its built on the side of a hill, and we meet in the “basement” which is really a large, well lit room full of windows. At the back of the room is a hall with the bathrooms, and stairs to the main floor. The girls call…