Ariana Grande deserves so much better. Like maybe a woman for a change.

she spent 7 years in prison you absolute genius

He is one of those “good ones” who keeps it in the closet and “doesn’t shove it down their throats.”

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

We broke the glass basement floor. yay.

He needs to just open some sort of celebrity dance studio so he could parlay that into a Dance Moms type reality show. Dance Dad. Something like that. Figure your shit out, Federline. 

Tom Hanks!

I read The Help and wanted to know more about the working women and their perspectives. The Help’s author referenced Telling Memories Among Southern Women by Susan Tucker, so I got a copy.

Why? You’re probably right.

Well, Harry Potter. That said, I can’t name another.

As someone who broke up with an addict and had people cast every success in my life after that as something I was “doing to them”, fuck all that noise. If seeing his ex happy was enough to push him over the edge, he then he was going over the edge anyway.

I watched a show he did called, I believe, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish. I was pleasantly surprised by both his skills as a worker and even more by the level of respect he showed during the show.

One can join AARP at any age. Here’s Why I Joined AARP at Age 35 Forbes piece.

Hi! Personal injury attorney, here. That sort of thing frustrates me, too. However, we are bound by the ethics of our profession to consider the needs of our client first. Very frequently, that means settling the case when there’s a reasonable offer on the table. The sort of Catch-22 of it is that without the public…

Two of my great grandmothers had surprise babies in their mid-40s.

Read the Four Agreements (for your own self-care), get a therapist if you have insurance/can afford it, and, this may not be relevant but it was for me and I wish I’d done things differently, keep your child and his needs front and center at all times through the transition, while still attending to yourself. It…

I just wanted to say thank you SO, so much to everyone who read and responded to my post last week. It means to much to hear from you all, and to have somewhere to talk about and get some perspective on my crazy mess.

Quick update: I did make another PP appointment and kept it this time. I thought a lot about what…

and as the great prophecy once said, a phoenix would rise from the asses....

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I have a lotus because every community college attending white girl has a Buddhist phase.