That’s fair based on my response. I didn’t intend for it to be curt.

I..uh..I don’t know? Is there a time limit or date on rehabilitation? Making a living? I’m seriously asking. What’s the time frame here? I mean, I’m never going to give the guy a dime, but I can’t sit here and tell the guy he’s got no right to make a living, right?

Justin’s the less-scary one.  Still scary, but it’s PG scary not like, Saw 5 up there.

This Johnson guy might want to consider finding a new residence, asap, and, occasionally ducking for no reason.

I applaud Mel B. I hope she’s able to get well. 

I had the same thought. He’s only 35. If you told me he was 55 and post-facelift, I’d believe you.

I’m shocked that there’s always a plastic surgeon greedy enough to go along in this kind of self-harm by proxy. Human Ken doll, really - he should have seen a good shrink instead. Several good shrinks, actually, judging by his behavior.

That head shot of the Ken Doll guy is terrifying

because thats not where he was?

I thought it was people who live in glass sushi restaurants shouldn’t throw hamburgers?

That’s a TDE hat, which is pretty far from MAGA, thank god.

Re: Nicole: She’s from Australia, where everything is venomous. Tarantulas are way less threatening than the spiders she grew up with.

She calls herself Sarah Jessica.

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

Shocker. Roseann is still awful.

I have no idea what the first part of your sentence means, but talking to Busy is awesome. 

What’s horrible about him? I don’t care about his dick size at all, but he seems pretty whitebread entertainer to me — not untalented, puts on a good show, good amount of charisma — like the sort that will eventually move to Las Vegas and then to Branson in the twilight years. I hadn’t heard anything “horrible” about…

Is it cool now to make light of sexual trauma if it belongs to someone who we deem to have done bad things?

He’s smart, roll over first, get misdemeanor charges, get probation while your fellow frat mates look like douches for prolonging the agony of the inevitable. Misdemeanor alcohol charges are easy to explain, manslaughter not so much when you apply at Smug Company run by your fellow frat bros.

OK, so that’s actually perfect. 2 Oreos for breakfast, a bowl of spaghetti for lunch, 3 Oreos for dinner, and 1 Oreo for dessert. Alternatively, you could have that 1 Oreo as a midday snack if you’re feeling sluggish. But track it, so you remember you already ate it so you don’t eat it for dessert.