Well said!

Gorgeous!!

Boa Kimstrictors!!!! You should honestly contact her and give her that one.  It’s cute.  :) 

During college, I banged my friend’s ex-boyfriend. They had seriously dated for awhile.

Congrats on the parenting achievements :)

My kids are still super young, but I’ve always said that if you have to fill out your kid’s college application, they are either not ready for college or not interested in going to college.  

Yeah!  I wondered about the, “aren’t you going to be expected to perform as an athlete if you’re admitted as an athlete?” and I guess the answer to that is fake an injury immediately.  Have a doctor or PT say you can’t practice or play.  

I don’t want to be a judgey bitch about it, but I recommend not having kids with a dude with 69 tattooed on his face.

I’ve heard good things about that!  I will definitely subscribe to that, too!  Thanks 

I’m subscribing 

Plug the Podcast!! What’s it called?  

Don’t be too fretful! When the time is right, your vagina/labia/butthole will tell you what you need....

Ya know, I’ve been thinking about this. I think the “ratchet” fashion is kinda in (or at least we’re allowing folks like Post Malone to walk around like he does??) but I’ve got a theory about Justin Beiber’s look:

Duuuuuude, only a married couple with argue about bandaid choices, for real though.  

Wow! WTF even is that?

No, honestly. It sounds like there are a lot of people who don’t want him to live. (and forget “making a living” because he’s already got plenty of money... I guess).

Yeah, to be fair, it was legit advise. lol 

Yeaaaaah, gotta agree about what we both liked about him before all of this: decency and humility.

I’m real sorry. I’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt, but it sounds like they’re upsettingly cold about this whole thing. Which doesn’t make it any easier.

Yeah, I’m super sure there are folks out there who have experienced this situation and have good advise!