...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Yeah... comment sections are never the place for anyone’s 2 cents. -__-

I came here fully expecting Normcore to be some form of boring porn.

Yeah, but. I mean. I aspire to.

I am currently only satisfied with one of my bed pillows. It is feather, and it is wonderful. The rest are cheap IKEA and they are less than wonderful. However, would more than one feather pillow be too much?

They could have just as easily been talking about ordering Subway, agreeing to a wine tasting in Vermont, voting for Trump, getting a colonic, forgoing your child’s vaccinations, asking if you think Cosby is innocent, getting your opinion on the moon landing hoax, inquiring if you have a black friend, gauging your…

Mind over anus.

My father removed my sister’s bedroom door when she was a kid because she kept slamming it. But she put up a sheet and when we wanted to come in we’d stand on the other side and say “knock-knock”

She's not a regular mom she's a cool mom.

Lindsay Lohan as a mother sounds like the worst idea since...Dina Lohan as a mother.

This reminds me of the teenage kid featured on This American Life who insisted that Trump was the best candidate for “gay rights.” Turns out, he was desperate to embrace being a Republican as a way to remain close to his super-evangelical parents who refused to accept a gay son. Not making excuses for her, maybe she’s…

Yes, God wanted another little angel <3 <3

“Alright, you’re now dying of meningitis yourself. Are you ready for medical assistance?”

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I’m getting the Campbell Soup kid.

in laws, same -> also, still using AOL as web browser.

Ashley just reeeeeally wants you to know that she's attached.

Rob, Rob, Rob. You really shot yourself in the foot. Never again will you be able to get out of picking anyone up from the airport—even if the airport’s in a different state!

Anyone who would drive 26 hours to go get someone who was just arrested is either very much in love, or just had their sexual mind blown wide open. Either way, this is just too awesome.