It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

Aneesa is also still on MTV reality shows fighting people! 13 years!

Abram is still on MTV reality shows fighting people? He’s been around since I was in high school.

“unequivocally untrue,”

Ghost pooping is unforgiveable. Even if you’re blacked out, you still know how to flush.

My takeaway from all of this is that going to McDonald’s can never make a situation better, and is highly likely to make a grim situation worse.

In college my roommate and I decided to throw a generalized “winter” party. We cut out paper snowflakes, put Christmas lights everywhere, holiday colored jello shots, etc. We had about 50 people in our tiny apartment, had an awesome party, cops came, people had to leave, yada yada yada...

In most states, you can call *77 on your cell to get in contact with the highway patrol in the area. They should be able to relay your intention to the officer following you. Check on your state though, as some use other numbers. You should also turn on your hazards, use the right lane, and travel at normal speed.

If that was the case, then I would have preferred Dolphin, or Trojan.

Human bodies are so fucking cool! Like, it’s actually possible to attach someone else’s body part to your own and, if done properly, your body is like “Welcome to the party, brah. Let’s get you up and running. Please ignore the liver; he’s cranky AF on Mondays.” Science, man.

I love when people think North is up and South is down. I realize maps portray it that way, but still. One end is not the top.

Well, innocent until proven guilty. Hope the child is okay as well. Would be great if it were all just a big misunderstanding!

I never thought I would see the day where I would think Porn is degrading to women.

oh cool, another round of women with an axe to grind who want to make it known what a rapist he is, but not bad enough to actually go to court, where their shit might be challenged.

Sounds like George needs to go die in a hole somewhere.

Well I hope this goes well for everyone involved but honestly and I’m sorry but this does not sound like a good situation in any way - not because of anything YOU did but just the happy family facade and the kids and the Mormons and the wife WOW best of luck is I can wish for you

holy fk I wish you hadn’t contributed this 😟

Ok, when I was like 11 or 12, I was at my cousins house with a big group of family, 20-30 people. After dinner, all the kids wanted to play hide and go seek. I went and hid in the closet of the guest bathroom which was adjacent to the toilet- big mistake. After a few minutes, one by one, family members would come in…

I need a new pillow. Mine squeaks and wakes me up.

I grew up in a loving home, but I was also that girl.