It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

Oh they played anyway. But, like, they were sad about it.

My first thought was “well at least it wasn’t one of those toxic vaccines!”

Her entire career is about sticking her middle finger up in your face. And now you want her to put on pantyhose and serve cookies? I mean think a little here.

That’s probably miraculous enough to canonize a saint.

just tie the two lengths together to make a rather fashionable loincloth.

I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, but I will try.

It's like she absorbed the 90s in utero.

Anyone who is scared of a spider is nuts. Why just the other day, one was helping my wife do dishes!

A woman named Angela Kipp

Is felony rape like legitimate rape?

wow. know your audience, dude.

You have good instincts, my son, you were clearly just looking for the lamb of god.

On the bright side at least you had something to atone for next year!

The piano said it with a British accent.

I posted a picture about a month ago of the “Corset Piercing”. It wound up getting dismissed because it made so many commenters queasy.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

“My babies free range grass fed dog milk is free of toxins and full of beneficial diseases that will strengthen its immune system.”

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

I’m guessing Colin Farrell really is okay with being single, because that guy could get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaid. Seriously, I’ve heard first-hand accounts from two different people, and he got full, enthusiastic thumbs-up from both women. Man ain’t afraid of the kitty-cat.