So the woman who got scratched has until the next blood moon to kill the original one or she turns into Amanda Bynes, right?

The therapist should have reported what he said!! Therapists/psychologists/psychiatrists are mandated reporters and if anyone admits to hurting a child, they are obligated by law to break doctor patient confidentiality and report it.

There are three separate issues: therapist privilege, spousal privilege, and recording.

I hope this takes off and spawns a subculture of people who fall in love with their SmartMats, Real Doll style.

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend…

Dated a dude in a shitty metal band for almost a year. *sigh* So many concerts.

There once was a girl named Christy Mack named Jane Doe

Got married.

Pain!

Except in cases where the adult is in positions of power. It is always illegal for a teacher to engage in sexual relations with a minor student. Whether that student is over the age of consent or not. The power dynamics are not equal.

I have two friends, both named Will. The boys in our friend group call one of them Alpha Will and the other Beta Will (a comment on the perceived personality of each) and it drives me crazy! So annoying.

I sincerely don't understand your point about "it either needs to be this way or that way, period." Why? What's wrong with nuance and judging things on a case-by-case basis? The world isn't black and white.

If you want to have sex with children, that doesn't make you a free-spirit.

Cool it. They're distressed because the clinic fucked up, and a sperm clinic that can't keep track of donors properly is a problem to any patient who goes there.

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

Not to be one of those people, but that's Jessa in your photograph, not Jill.

'And unto each family, a Bovina will be born', I think that's somewhere in the Bible.

This is nowhere near a championship-level shitshow, just funny in hindsight. My BFF since middle school got married at a pretty, oasis-type resort in the Utah desert where her folks were living—very small affair, mostly family (though bride and groom both had a full complement of regular and step-parents, amazingly,…

So my story is one I attended in my professional capacity, and while I might consider it awful, I got the impression the participants considered it highly successful. Now this took place in England, in the mid-1990's in Kent, at a very nice hotel half-way between the Channel tunnel and London, usually frequented by…

This isn't a wedding nightmare per se, it's a wedding that wasn't.