Let us know how that goes lol

As I was reading these and shaking my head in alternating horror and amusement, I realized that oddly enough, I had a pretty good story to add here. It was surprising to me, because I recall my wedding as being beautiful — I had a wonderful time and it is one of the best memories I have.

I'd have tried "I don't, but the groom does!"

Runaway Maid Of Honor

All of these stories can be summed up as, "My basic ass friends/relatives couldn't handle their booze."

To be fair, Biscuitville is awesome and totally worth consideration as a highlight.

Wow. Wowwww. And while I'm sorry you had to go through that, I'm grateful on your behalf that his crotch smelled like pine needles. That particular detail could've been a lot worse.

Me, my parents and brother were shocked when my extremely mild-mannered, kind cousin turned up to his wedding with the loudest, crassest, tannest woman I've ever met - with her entire extended Irish family in tow. My eccentric but mostly harmless relatives were outnumbered at least three to one. Her side of the family…

Ok, I have always thought that my friend's wedding could be turned into a movie, and while not at the time, she now also completely agrees.

The worst wedding I've ever been to was bad mostly because it was poorly planned and executed. It was a hippie wedding in Kentucky in early August. It took place outside, on a farm at three in the afternoon. They did not provide shade for the guests and it was 97 degrees with 90% humidity and not a cloud in the sky.

My Dad married a 44 year old woman when he was in his late 50s. It was his second marriage and her first. She wanted a traditional Bensonhurst Italian wedding, with about 300 guests. My dad footed the bill for the entire affair, and the dinner the night before the actual wedding (around 20 of her freeloading…

I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago where...

I was at a Jewish wedding once where, late into the reception, one of the brides' shiksa sorority sisters drunkenly said that breaking the glass looked like a lot of fun grabbed one of the champagne glasses put it on the ground and suffered a super-bad high ankle sprain trying to smash it while heels. Had to be…

I just heard this story for the first time recently from my family. When I was four, my parents took my siblings and me to a wedding, along with their best friends and their kids - 5 kids in total, ages 4-8. At the reception, the groom was incredibly snotty to my dad and his friend. They couldn't figure out why he was…

See I actually feel like if you are a chill sort of bride, NYE is like the perfect day to have a wedding because everyone's gonna get dressed up and drunk anyway. You might as well give them a nice place to go and pay for it!

Bride said the horror of the wedding really brought them together as a couple.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

I don't know, dude. You seem pretty mad about something.

My point wasn't that correlation = causation but that the reason why there are "literally zero peer reviewed studies linking CTE with suicide" is that you can only diagnose CTE post-mortem and it's hard to do causation studies when everyone's dead and you can't observe behavior.

Think of it this way: At least you don't look like Wiz Khalifa.