I would reject on the basis on spelling. But to give him the benefit of the doubt, are you sure he didn't mean titles? Did you perhaps have poetry in your profile, or a reading list? Favorite comic books?

You are actually a unicorn.

I got the same lecture from my friends on spring break in LA one year because I went home with a bartender from the Hard Rock Cafe. My 19-year-old self better be glad my 40-year-old self wasn't in that bar because she would've received a tongue lashing — but not like the one she got later that night! Hey-O!

My girlfriend and I live in Lake Tahoe. Like a lot of people who live in beautiful places, we pay a fucking premium to rent abject shitholes, which are also drafty. In January of last year, during a snowstorm, my landlord informs me that she'll be 'renovating' my shithole of a place and that I have 29 days to get out…

A friend had broken up with her boyfriend and was totally convinced she was going to meet The One at some lame party happening at a lame club in one of the lame casinos on the edge of town. She wanted me to go as her wingman, and since I was trying to be a supportive friend, I ditched my husband to go with her.

That's what she said.

I've got a good one.

My college town has a big festival, complete with live music, for St. Patrick's Day every year. Of course, like the good Irish woman I am, I got completely hammered and made out with a stranger while Manchester Orchestra was playing. His friends wanted to leave so he did, but not without getting my number.

I bought a 1990 Nissan 240SX for $1500. Two years later, some guy ran a stop sign and hit me and his insurance totaled it out for $3000 and gave me asalvage title. A year after that, the car got stolen and my insurance gave me $2500 for it. Then, after it was recovered by the police, I got an extra $500 for some car…

The problem apparently is lack of things to actually be upset about. And a serious sense of humor drought.

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

She forgot "Work on alibi." But she's young.

With her spelling skills and sense of order, she will make a fine cult leader someday.

That is amazing.

I once stopped my car in the middle of the street because I was so sure that a hedgehog was crossing in front of me. I waited for a solid 5 minutes (it was 3am, no traffic in a residential area) until I realized a)that's fucking stupid there are no wild hedgehogs in this area and b)it was actually a pinecone.

So because he is a feminist we should let him off the hook for a shitty article? No way! He should be called out for this ESPECIALLY because of his track record.

...control the seeds of the world...

The fishing hat makes me think he was five years old, but the teeth clenched/keyed up makes me think he was on cocaine. I am at a loss.