But see, you're talking about people reducing a race to ethnic stereotypes in a mocking fashion (which is what those frat-style stupid parties are about) and yes those are wrong. There's a difference between some dudebro frat guy putting shoe polish on his face at a kegger and, say, a history teacher assigning a…

Based on your user name, I'm guessing you're one of those snackers rights advocates. No one cares about your shrill rhetoric. Go eat a bag of crumbled nacho chips.

Well, sometimes you just want your fucking cinnabon fresh and delicious.

it sure is... How does Mark not know that a cinnabon doesn't have any honey on it.

This is so embarrassing.

UGH! So sad that westerners feel like they have to get surgery to adhere to our oppressive eastern standards of beauty!

This reminds me of the time that my mom asked my then 8-year-old brother to sign his new passport at the airport. He decided to sign it with his internet username. For five years, his passport was signed by "taskmaster" and somehow he never got in any trouble for it, but it was a little scary to fly with him.

This video must be so disappointing to Justin Bieber's many Black fans.

Yeah, while roofies happen, more often people just make "extra strong" drinks for women.

Some people do yoga for spiritual reasons, some people do it for health and flexibility. Some people get a tattoo for cultural reasons, some people get one because they were drunk and had an extra $150. Either way is fine. Let's live in harmony and shit.

I wish I could be at Emma Watson's graduation party.

Satan gives out the autism, dummy.

I'm guessing that the whole "up to god" thing was just cover for Jim Bob's pregnancy fetish.

I believe their home has been declared a church and is therefore tax free. They need to fill the church.

Sending your mom flowers elevates this from mere shitshow to true class act.

During my sophomore year of high school, my parents sent me to drug and behavioral rehabs for being too gay. My step-mother told me to "butch it up." Alas, none of these places actually treated homosexuality so I was lucky. I just got to hang out with misfits for 9 months in three different treatment facilities.

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Someone once wrote on yelp that I was off-putting because I walked too quietly.

I was thinking about that, too. She is apparently doing it right since she looks absolutely amazing and not at all like a terrifying plastic doll woman. Every time she steps into a scene on House of Cards I feel like such a schlub (probably b/c I'm wearing sweatpants and drinking wine out of a shatterproof cup).

Last Christmas my sister and I were in our hometown. Our dad was sleeping over at his fiance's place for the night, so the two of us decided to invite some people over and get drunk. A lot of people showed up, really random old friends of friends started coming out of the woodwork. This dude that no one really likes,…