Peens are so emotional.

yay for ginger rimming!

When I was 19, I broke up with my high school sweetheart by encouraging a threesome that included her best friend, knowing very well that she would not be able to handle her jealousy and that it would destroy the relationship.

One time my older brother was slowly pulling into the driveway in his truck, and I was standing outside. As soon as he saw me he leaned out the window and flicked me off,staring at me, while still pulling into the driveway. Then he crashed into my dad's barbecue grill, and a bunch of other junk that was there. It was…

According to the project's website, the posters "highlight stories about abortive herbs, such as Artemisia, pennyroyal, aloe vera, and Queen Anne's lace,

Chicken Soup for the Soul Trapped in Purgatory.

This comes as a complete shock to me, as I wasn't aware there was any actual chicken product being put into their "chicken noodle soup".

Taking a sack of potatoes, a frozen chicken or some eggs could be hunger. Stealing $2000 of merchandise with the help of an accomplice is grand larceny, probably by a professional thief.

My roommate woke the rest of us up in the morning to start day drinking by blasting Dropkick Murphy's throughout our apartment. Usually, I would've been pissed, but we were prepared for this day.

I was home from college for spring break when I ran into my high school boyfriend at the local downtown celebration. He was looking good (and I was blacked out on green beer) so I invited him back to my girlfriends house to continue the party. We got into his car and I didn't think anything of it until I see flashing…

These guys have been injecting fat into my ass for years! Where is their manslaughter charge?!!! ;-)

What a weird comparison. I wouldn't say Lindsay was ever as dedicated as Tonya.

The thing that most makes me think we're in The Hunger Games is cruise ship commercials.

When "Sumthin" left a trail of shit up the stairs and was not at all embarrassed, I honestly felt a little jealous of her bravado. You have to be a real cool number to shit in public then just walk off like "Whatever. It happens to everyone sometimes". She's a porn star now.

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

I've had several back to back relationships where the guy treated me poorly and would not compromise one bit. When I walked away, they played it tough (and, I should say, politely and kindly) and said, essentially, "Fine. I wish you well. Have a nice life." Within a few months, every one without exception called me…

Gotta tell you...my girlfriend's brother showed me this show for the first time about 3 nights ago.

I'm pretty sure someone surprise telling you the ending of Anna Karenina is the only way you would cry about it. If you're like half way into the book and find out it'd be devastating, but if you're reading the whole book through, by the end you're so goddamn sick of both Anna and Vronsky derping about that it's…

There might be a fifth Shrek movie in the works.

My response precisely. And his sentence structure makes it sounds like Anna Karenina is from Kentucky, likes to eat junk food, and watches Real Housewives of Long Island.