My Barbies had so much dirty sex with other dolls. I had a Barbie who had sex with a Strawberry Shortcake "Huckleberry Pie" doll.
Oh god, as if I didn't feel enough shame over my late '90's love of Korn, now this.
"I'll talk to 100 women. Cause hey, maybe that 99th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash."
- David Cross
You gotta be quick so bears don't get ya.
Golly, it's times like this I am glad I am a big, feminist bitch with Asperger's because if he said that to one of my Girl Scout daughters I wouldn't have cried —I would have ripped his face off and shit in the hole. Bullies of this nature like to "win" and they count of the entrenched human aversion to social…
If the Duggars give advice about sex, can we give advice to the Duggars about contraception?
I may never stop vomiting.
Blech. These are all over Pinterest. "Such a cute idea! #soblessed"
For a second, I thought this was a french fry scented candle.
There has got to be a better way.
IT TRIES TO COVER IT UP WITH THE FUR.
No no no. No. I want his to say "SERFBORT" and mine to say "SKITTLES" jesus it's like they didn't even listen to the fucking album.
"We knew"?? Uncool. I hope to have a long life and a long career, but Barbara's is a cautionary tale. Honestly, this is more embarrassing for Barbara than Elizabeth. What a graceless final career stage.
I never watched The View because I thought that Walters was more of a hinderance to the show than a help; and as this article points out - she's turning into the racist aunt who's not racist because she gave her black maid clothes and a whole week off for christmas.
I know she is supposed to be a national treasure but at this point, she seems to be everyone's clueless, aging aunt that probably shouldn't speak her mind at Thanksgiving when company is there, let alone to the whole world. I'd hate for her to go out on a wave of old lady crazy when she had such a legacy that should…
