Girl, Janelle is REAL. She didn't say she wasn't watching the celebrity couples' therapy show because it was a terrible, drug-addled mother with its head up its ass. She doesn't have a problem with people being those things, she just can't stand the falseness.

She IS stunning. I can roll with his excuse.

Bothers me? No.

YES! I used AIM, too... maybe I'm such a hater because I was never "creative" enough to come up with those types of spellyngs.

wtf?!

I LOOSE MY MIND WHEN PEOPLE ADD MORE LETTERS TO THEIR KIDS' CLASSIC NAMES!!

lolz, why would she say this!?!

FUCK YES, KATE WINSLET!

Wow. I'm horny.

I was immediately put-off by the older bro conducting the interview. Clearly he's a retired porn star.

dude! It totally is! Or at least very, VERY much looks like it.

Oh man! I'm getting ready to have my first kid (a boy child) and I think I'm going to go all out with the middle name, something (I hope) as badass as "Danger."

"STEAL"? or "BEAR"?

In my professional opinion*, those slings can't be helping heal her arm in any way.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Poor guy! I'm 3 months preg with our first kid, and my mate really felt for your son when I read your story. I find it to be perfectly hilarious. Looking forward to the goofiness that I suspect parenthood will be.

Well, she's the expert! She knows a bad relationship when she sees one!

perfect goddamn picture for this headline

Oh, Christ. I feel like I'm already looking back at this in 12 years and explaining to my middle schooler that I honestly never thought this music video was cool.

Omfg. That Hoobastank line. Hy larrious

Ya know what....