FUCK YOU, ABERCROMBIE!

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So good!!! My heart dropped!! My eyes bulged!!

Whaaaa?????

So what do we do? Where do we shop? A few months ago, I asserted with all of my might that I would not buy any clothing made in a sweat shop EVER AGAIN. Unfortunately, the next thing I bought was a pair of Nike running pants. :( I am an asshole, but I really don't know where to buy humanely manufactured things.

The other day I read something that I've been thinking about a lot lately:

Exactly the face you'd make if you were threatening to ruin someone's family unless they gave you $50 million.

My grandmother had 12 babies. It's not secret amongst the women in my family that that her bladder and uterus "fall."

I have a good one!

Rosie Pope is horrible :(

I have been LOVING the insane bride articles!! They're so awesome because I don't feel bad at all about immediately hating on those selfish assholes who expect to have a beautiful wedding, and want to rely on everyone else to pay for their shit! Thank gods! These bride articles give me a dumping ground for every…

Nailed it. People sometimes, with their GD extravagance and self-centeredness.

Interesting piece. I don't quite know how to take it, really. Where do I go from here!?!! I suppose I'll wait to read some comments...

Once, I accidentally turned down a narrow one-way street going the wrong way. I immediately realized this and slammed on my breaks, but the street I had just turned off of was busy and it seemed that I had very few exit strategies. A group of young men standing on a nearby balcony noticed me sitting there all…

Yeah, I agree. I just imagined babies taking a shining to anchors. Babies, soft, sweet, tiny human beings :: anchors, hard, heavy, slimy boat-things. They don't go together at all! And yet! Here is an anchor on a baby-garment!

babies do love anchors!!

DAYUM! I tried checked out this fellow's blog, and there must be tons of ladies trying to jump on that ship! The site tried loading for about 5 minutes and then failed.

If anyone in your life should have the authority to give you that sort of ultimatum, it should be the person paying your bills and helping you further your career.

My first response is, "FUCK YOU!!" but I can't even mean it. What a beauty

With all due respect, and remember, I said, "with all due respect,":YOU HAVE GOT IT TOTALLY MIXED UP!