"You're a magical gumdrop I should have aborted?"

Clearly my parents did both simultaneously, and still are as I type this.

That's right. Don't tell your kids that they're special. Let them know how plain and ordinary they are and then kick the shit out of them when they get out of line.

Does this mean they can read minds or something?

Yeah, but that's just their background. Like one's white and one's green and one's a potato.

Oh joy, a series about the madcap hijinx of a humanoid lizard, a martial arts expert, and a potato that keeps calling women 'boy'

Destroying Spider Man was not enough. They will destroy your beloved Ghostbusters as well!!

Yeah, lets see a real Torchwoo... oh, you mean those guys. I'd like to step out of the "everyone" circle, please.

But will it have the most important scene?

"The guy who dresses up like The Crow is going to you a lesson in film finance."

Get these two, pronto

How many puns can they possibly make with this material?

Has anyone price matched Sleeping Dogs?

As long as Rob Schneider isn't a Terminator we're OK.

Thank you!

Thanks!

He's just jealous

MEGACOWDOWN

Then Bambi's going to be like "What, no biscuit?"