Merci :)

At least it's not a slide show.

Ummm... dunno them. Are gamer gators analagous to hungry hungry hippos?

They should just hire Bruce Campbell and Enver Gjokaj and make it a father-son buddy action comedy.

Who would detest Cracked?

Single player experience?

Bulk pricing fail.

I love the McRib. Sure it's made up of lips and assholes, and sure it's not healthy, so no, I can't have it all the time, but when I do get to have one, it's a guilty pleasure and I absolutely love it. PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON MY McRIB :'(

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

Well, now we can see whether or not Judas Priest's PainKiller really is faster than a laser bullet.

Can't speak for LA, but have you been to Flushing? Then again, let me take that back. Flushing has a lot, but DAMN that area is filthy.

I'll stick to Joe's in Flushing. Actually, I'll probably just buy them frozen and steam at home :)

I'm still shocked that there isn't a place in Williamsburg selling chicken soup xiao long bao. I should open my own hipster cold remedy shop. 10 xia long bao and a PBR for $20.

There are two ways a sequel could go:

you can customize it to look like your favorite metal-based characters.

Andy Rehfeldt makes the best remakes.

I woke up at 3:30 am and had to visit the loo... while there I was thinking about how this film could go, and I thought 'wouldn't it be great if it bypassed Alien 3 & 4 and made its own continuity?' Then I come back and read this.