Nobody listens to Zathras.

The worst of 90s gaming? What could possibly go wrong?

The worst of 90's gaming?

so i can sit on my comfortable couch and play on a 55" OLED screen?

Bullshit.

“Kinda like how he promised $2000 checks and hasn’t done that either.”

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The first Star Wars trilogy films are 121, 124, and 132 minutes. If she finds them boring and didn't like them, fair enough, but we're not exactly talking about Berlin Alexanderplatz here.

Except my kids are too smart. “Five more times on the slide, huh old man? You can shove it up your ass because I’m not gonna slide anymore. Now we never have to leave.”

My daughter loves to take long showers, so after we’re done rinsing I say “okay dear, four more gallons of water and it’s time for bed”.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Well, that explains why I suck at these kind of games.

It’s not a serious problem. The serious problem is now doctors are afraid to prescribe patients suffering from chronic pain the medication they need because a few white people died.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

@panda_cubee

Photographer forgot the second ‘e’ in her handle

Boobs Mcgee 

These are great! I love that they don’t just look like anime, they look like old anime.

I’m excited by a number of titles from this E3, but no, go ahead and cancel them all, this is all I need. DOOM2. Fuck. Yes.

The Sharon Stone allows the user to star in a series of steamy ‘90s erotic thrillers.

You don’t, actually! Nintendo’s giving the patterns away for free, so you can just use any old cardboard boxes you have lying around. Pretty cool! =)