...the Panama Canal "works pretty well."

Conclusions that the commercial is edited to lead us to. This commercial says "Nick Fury dies in Captain America 2."

And because it does, he's probably not actually dead.

Holy crap. I can't believe this.

Yes, Marvel most definitely killed off Samuel L. Jackson's character because he completed his 10 film agreement. Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, Avengers, and Captain America 2. Yup, that's all 10 of them. Let's not worry that he's in Avengers 2 and there is a rumored film focusing on Nick Fury. He is…

"Hey kids! Wanna play on a giant dead guy!?"

The interwebs couldn't handle more then one episode of hot ginger police officer Amy. 4-chan nearly exploded.

Hey I liked Herschel but just thought this was funny.

Being a companion isn't out of the question, and the next best thing!

The New Testament is not much better.

So you're telling me that Old Testament god was just as much of an asshole as most other mythological gods of the time?

There is no Romundina, only Zuul!

Yep. THis is one of my favorite things about spielberg films- the houses are small, cramped, loud and filled with mess and toys. everyone talks over each other at dinner or whenever, kids are always interrupting the way kids do... I really don't think modern directors get family the way spielberg did.

J.J. Abrams got a…

Spielberg films are notable for this, but you see a family home in Close Encounters, ET, or Explorers - the floor is awash with toys, the kitchen tables are a massacre of a thousand meals and children scream and shout in the scenes in total disregard for main characters talking to each other. It's believable,…

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Not even a good kisser!

Judas Iscariot. Not cool dude, not cool.

Well, I guess you could say, Anne Frank lost her marbles.

I admire the horribleness of this.

Well that marble cupboard was evidently way more secure than the attic.