"Martin Freeman is reportedly very close to playing Bilbo Baggins."

Dalek Jesus will be the new Raptor Jesus.

Shopped pictures should not be put front and center. Or they should say shopping occured and link to raw images.

"Do you have any idea how much I want to kill you?"

@justvisiting: AIGH!

"The memory of Tim Burton's disastrous Planet Of The Apes movie still stings."

@99TelepodProblems: Norelco's secret plan for world domination! Even its name spells 'Merry Christmas'!

Gravity?

Nice boobs on the redhead. Small boobs FTW!!!!

Everyone keeps calling it a second earth - we know so little for sure about it!!! I'm already tired of people getting excited about this planet.

Banning books got me more riled up before I realized publishers like it because it increases sales.

@Damob: My dear boy, I was being sacastic. :)

Looks great! Let's see if the plot will be good now.

@Arken: Obviously he's a descendant of Billy Mays.

Let's see here... I owned:

There is.. no.. sanctuary.....

I'll be reading the Wikipedia writeup.

@andrewnorman11: From H.G. Wells The Time Machine. The Eloi were eaten by the Morlocks. They didn't wear nice clothes or play on swingsets - and in the story they weren't voluptuous women, either.