YOU’RE dumb

Okay, so I do ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ all the time because stupid thumbs, not thinking, too fast, etc. ... So I get it, you likely know the difference, but if you only use two words to insult a person’s intelligence, maybe make sure your grammar is on point.

What do teens do over the summer if they don’t work? This is a real question. When I was young I went to day camps or spent the summer with my grandmom in Atlantic City. I had one summer after grandmom died and when I was really too old for the camp where I did a lot nothing, I think. Then starting at fifteen I…

This woman and her children are also Jared’s victims. He lied to her prior to and during their marriage, and while he may not have touched his own children (I don’t know and don’t want to try and find out), they know (or will when they’re older) what their father has done. These kids will always cringe internally when…

... There exists a real live actual female human being named Jedediah?

I want to love the cape but it make it look like she has tiny fake arms and now I just can’t unsee it.

Add Judith Light to the list. The older ladies are killing it.

long gas lines?.... theres like 6 cars in pyongyang... i call bullshit

She’s criticized women for fillers, looking like and/or being strippers, being “fake” etc, and after seeing that picture I’m convinced it’s because all of those descriptors hit a little too close to home.

The issue is that people live near forests, especially in BC. So what are people supposed to do, go live out in the desert? Letting them burn sounds good in theory, until entire towns are decimated by forest fires.

if we don’t do something now.

One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

Ugh. Frank and his fucking country chickens.

Does a 5+ age gap skeeve you out for just 17 year olds, or for any age? Or does the age gap for you scale up with age? It is hard for me to imagine anyone being skeeved out by a 30 year old dating a 40 year old, for instance, or a 50 year old dating a 65 year old. (I’m curious because my husband and I met when I was…

If any age gap over 5 years skeeves you, you should probably get out more.

I’ve been watching the 1971 movie a lot lately because my toddler loves it.

Charlie’s dad is in the book.

Small quibble — the Buckets weren’t American. Charlie bought his Wonka bar because he found 50 pence in the snow (children’s librarian here).