PinkUnicorn
PinkUnicorn
PinkUnicorn

I knew a lady who used to get ladybug infestations every spring - one time I counted more than 3o on a single 3x5 pane of her window. ANY insect in sufficient quantity is gross and creepy - the only difference is in the numbers.

A quick Googlin suggests that you need proof of donation, and the thank-you note that Pence would receive here doesn’t count. Ultimately it’s in your financial records so you would get the deductible.

Selena Tesfaye. Now that is a name.

Christmas albums are such blatant money grabs. The world doesn’t need yet another cover of Jingle Bells or whatever, but I can’t really applaud her too much for doing all original Christmas songs because really, the world doesn’t need those either.

I hope those who voted for him who have family or friends who are addicted see this as the slap in the face that it is. My brother in law (former, my sister eventually divorced him) is an opioid addict. The problem isn’t “just say no.” It’s “take this if you want to be able to get back to work after your

That’s cute. There are nearly 9 million migrant workers in KSA who have worked in the country for decades doing the jobs that regular Saudis won’t do and endured some of the most horrible abuse you can imagine but please, grant citizenship to a f*cking robot.

with any luck, she takes suggestions.

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

The craziest thing about immigration attitudes in America is that Americans are the most entitled people on the planet, I guarantee you that if those immigration hardliners had to sneak into another country to get better care for their sick kid not only would they do it, they’d feel righteous about it.

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

Is it wrong that I’m really, really enjoying watching shit burn down all around me? I guess that makes me the left-wing version of Steve Bannon but damn, I’m enjoying watching everyone squirm and waiting for the other shoe to drop (this is clearly spreading from Hollywood to the rest of the country; can’t wait until

People with a sense of humour not exactly the same as yours? Sofia Vergara joked about being raped on The View once. Sometimes people make jokes in bad taste.

This is such a low effort petty joke and I am here for it. Not my Dumbident.

The Eurostar from London to Paris freaks me out everytime. I told myself that I would NEVER take it, but it’s just too damn convenient.

A) Jezebel had a full page piece in support of Lupita’s op-ed within hours of it coming out.

B) The Weinstein response hit sometime late yesterday and got the low billing it deserves, in the next available Dirt Bag. Especially considering it hit right before the weekend and we know they switch over to night/weekend

Oops, I caught a Nazi!

I thought it odd that Michelle Williams of Blue Valentine fame would be depressed over Destiny’s Child. Did you?

Would be great hear Marc Jacobs’ oppinion about the Weinstein’s behaviour.