This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

For some reason whenever I see Brand I see this guy:

Dr. Oz is hands down the worst. Dr. Phil is an exploitative charlatan, but I think people tune into mostly gawk at his guests and to hear his faux-folksy wisdom. Steve Harvey is a goofball with dumb ideas about everything who ruins pageants, but who takes Steve Harvet seriously?

I’ve never seen anyone manage to look quite so satisfied while swimming in mud. I mean, I know it’s probably mud from a artisinal Iberian miniature pig pen on a 300 year old working farm tended by cloistered nuns who all have names beginning with the letter Q, but still.

I think it’s a sign he just went to a costume shop and asked for a Nazi uniform, rather than lovingly handcrafting a screen-accurate ‘Allo ‘Allo version.

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

They are an odd looking bunch.

Severe morning sickness is hellllll! It’s why I chose to have one child. Never want to repeat the hell of 24 hour nausea ever again. All I could stomach was Golden Graham cereal with ice cold milk.

I’ve done the friend break up before under awful circumstances and can confirm it can be as heart breaking as a romantic relationship falling apart. Sorry that happened to you.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

So he’ll be happy when the Native Americans come from the reservation and put him in a crate and dump him in the Atlantic?

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

Yes!!! I’ve been waiting for a post on this since I saw the photos! I don’t particularly care for Katie Holmes one way or another generally, but she does seem to have one very specific talent- being a press badass about her relationships and that makes her interesting to me. Her handling of her divorce filing was…

They could have both passed all available fertility tests with flying colors and still have been infertile. Ask me how I know.

It is worth invading Earth to see the end of an episode, according to Lrrr from the Planet Omicron Persei 8.

Those babies are tiny. All they do at this point is eat and poop. So I’m curious how the girl’s poop is elegant while the boy’s is thuggish. Parents, help me out?

My mom was one of 10 and never had problems getting pregnant, yet I ended up having significant fertility issues and required IVF to conceive. I was shocked – I’d similarly assumed I’d have zero issues getting pregnant.

My PSA for the rest of my life is to get your fertility (specifically AMH and FSH levels) checked…

THANK YOU!!!! This is a real thing and moths are terrifying and until right this moment I didn’t have a sciencey word to call it and would just say, “I loathe the moth(e)“

Butterflies are way more likely to leave you alone though. The horror of moths is not just that they’re gross, dirty and ugly, it’s that they dive bomb themselves into your face and hair and will keep at it even as you wildly try to shoo them away. I’ve never had a butterfly do that.

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.