What the FUUUUCK about not wanting your child to be bullied is connected to helicopter parenting, you fucking asshole?

Nobody pranks me because I will violence them.

“no one can tell me that they’re not real with any degree of mathematical certainty.” YES. I burst into tears at the opening credits of Signs and kept asking myself why I was putting myself through that movie.

Please tell me that kid in that gif had watched Doctor Who’s episode “Blink” the previous night. That would be all the sweeter.

Kevin Fucking O’Leary

I’d be okay if Canada’s Prime Minister didn’t punch a corpse, but maybe that’s just me?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This column, from someone who literally wrote the book on sibling sexual abuse, addresses the qualifications for molestation. Based on what Dunham wrote in her book, it certainly does not *seem* to apply and actually falls within normal behaviors. Like the author, I agree that without further details or context, a…

I live in the redneck-y city of Prince George, BC and here I think the Prince George Toss is when you dump all your excess trash in the pristine wildlife to avoid paying the two dollar charge at the transfer station.

She said she did it once, when they were both small children. Vs. Chris Brown, who has committed attempted murder as an adult more than once (but gets a pass because he was dating the women he tried to kill, I guess?). You are insane if you think that’s the same.

I had to read this twice to make sure the Upper East Side Thirsty Brigade wasn’t expecting wee tyrant Georgie to go to school in Manhattan. Because if that had been true hoo boy, would I have a bridge to sell them.

ha ha ha. oh you. You don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about. You do know what other people have made up though. parrot person

Lena Dunham sucks, but she’s not comparable to Chris Brown. The stuff with her sister was really creepy, but her sister does not consider what happened sexual abuse or assault and has been vocal that she finds the accusations against her sister baseless and offensive. Breezy beat Rihanna WITHIN AN INCH OF HER LIFE. He…

Not sure you can compare Lena Dunham to Chris Brown...

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....

Omg same. And you know what, I want the counters and the cabinets custom sized. I don’t care that it’s impractical. At 5' 1" I’m lucky if I can reach the middle of the second shelf in any of my cabinets. Having access to the top shelf? It would be a whole new world!

Seriously. I thought Bush was the world’s biggest dildo but now he seems downright adorable. WTF TURMP?????

It’s where I display my collection of Tori Spelling books. No joke.

Your reasoning behind the two dishwashers is genius.

Ooooo there’s little I love more than a gorgeous kitchen. That is my home dream. I don’t need a giant house or lots of cars in the yard. I don’t even want my own pool (too much upkeep).