I’m uncomfortable with it because Aronofsky is icky. If she was dating Ethan Hawke or Keanu Reeves, I’d be like ‘you get it girl!’

Anecdata, but my in-laws got married when he was 54 and she was 21. They were very happily married and very much in love until he died at age 96 a couple of years ago. My father in law was a Catholic priest who left the priesthood when he and my mother in law fell in love. I know they’re not the norm, but sometimes…

Thank you! My husband is 15 years older than me. We’ve been together 23 years, it can work!! No idea about these 2. It depends on the people!

I wasn’t worried until I saw the part about coke and then I was like shit, I hope he’s ok.

NO. NO DAMMIT. DAMMIT ADAM.

I remain WAY too invested in the cast of Happy Endings. Hope Adam’s OK.

Definitely the only thing on this article I had an opinion on.

Adam, don’t you dare make me have to start worrying about you.

Listen, if Planned Parenthood is giving out margaritas like a blood bank gives out cookies and juice, sign me up.

Well they’re being led by the most incompetent unfit person ever to walk into the Oval Office.

MAPLE SYRUP IS BASICALLY SUGAR.

Meanwhile, pre-pubescent boys in trench coats are on the up-and-up:

Actual photo of Brooklyn Beckham fleeing the scene:

One of my most vivid childhood memories (I hate that THIS has stuck with me for nearly 25 years) was visiting a friend’s house and her mother made fish sticks and onion rings. I hated onions rings at the time, but I HATED fish sticks. Everything about them.

I had the opposite of that encounter a couple weeks ago. I lent some tools to a neighbor and she baked me cookies as a thank you. I asked are these gluten free? She said no and started to say she didn’t know I was gluten free but I cut her off. I was just checking to see if I had to pretend they were delicious before…

My father has a lot of flaws. But when he first met his in-laws my grandmother made meat loaf. He fucking hates meat loaf. But he ate everything on his plate. She offered him more and dammit if he didn’t accept and eat some more of the godforsaken meat loaf. That’s how you do it.

I know! How can people be so rude.

A friend of mine did a yoga trip/training in India. One night, their host who was Indian made them all pizza because he knew Westerners loved pizza. Every single person except her refused to eat the pizza because they were gluten free/vegan/carb free. She literally cried telling me the story. People are the worst.

Well, I baked some thank you cookies for my neighbour, I went and knocked her door to deliver the cookies, she opened, I said, “I baked this for you as a thank you”, her response was, “did you put any kind of nuts in these?”, “nope”, I said, “ I do not know if you are allergic”, “I am not, I just dislike nuts, did you…

Imagining a MISSING TAYLOR SWIFT podcast that has a final episode like, “Oh, never mind, she’s fine.”