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Dax Shepard looks like Zach Braff’s older a-hole brother.

I do want one of those bangin’ washers in that commercial they do (ours literally bangs).

There’s something off about Dax. Like, he tries to be all cool and relaxed, but his eyes scream “CHEM TRAILS!!!”

i barely open my front door all the way for food delivery people, and i’ve never been assaulted or robbed. if i had been, i’d have my house on lockdown too. i can’t fault kim and ‘ye (or even kendall) at ALL.

Financier sounds so much more boring. Why a fancy boyfriend could have a manly Indiana Jones satchel complete with a little dog!

Ashley Olsen and her “financier” boyfriend Richard Sachs have broken up

As someone who was only able to access emojis beginning a few years ago, and now uses them obsessively like someone’s dorky aunt (which I am), there can never be too many emojis.

lol but why you trying to bring Shannen into this mess just to shit on tho

By the way, 2017 Lindsay Lohan thinks upwards of 14 $1 bills and a foreign ten note are a “fabulous prize.” Her words, not mine.

Hard pass on this shit, Lindsay.

Fuck off Trumpie. I don’t and never have given a rat’s fat fucking ass about Hillary...that’s YOUR fucking hang-up, not mine. My problem is with a slobbering bunch of moronic goons supporting and electing a blatant obvious fraud of a man, a cretinous fool who to this very day has accomplished absolutely zero. What was

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Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

GOD I just want to mother Selena Gomez. GET AWAY FROM THE WEEKND GIRL HE IS SO BAD FOR YOU, UGHHHHHH

Word. Elmope stole Grover’s thunder, and Grover is the shit!

This is great! Dinosaur Train also recently introduced an autistic character the show. My kiddo loves Dinosaur Train and it makes me so happy that she can see someone like her on her favorite shows.

So this is why the fucks in DC want to kill PBS...

I think safety of the children is what’s really important. Maybe she is brainwashed, but that doesn’t excuse her from being responsible for her actions. Even if she is under pressure, that doesn’t mean she’s absolved from being responsible for her children.  

I don’t understand why these people are so fertile. Evolution is going to get all effed up.

Why is he still allowed to be around children? His or any?