This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

This kind of thing is very soothing to me. Not the Queen’s passing, but knowing that there is a plan, that every detail has been thought out, and everyone is aware of their role. It feels very dignified and, well, how things should be done. 

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

I stopped reading at “severe food poisoning twice a year.” I’m an eater of sketchy food (both old and purchased at dirty places). I have only had food poisoning ONCE (Mongolian BBQ). So, I call either bullshit or too dim to have worthwhile insight. Twice a damn year? For how many years? What the fuck are you eating?…

You are full of fucking hot takes. Add some more so you can burst into flames, fucking die and rid the world of your stupidity, please.

Same here. As a first generation Canadian citizen who used to make regular trips into the U.S. for various reasons, that has been completely put on hold. Now I will go out of my way to avoid it even if it’s necessary (say something job-related).

The establishment media always calls them “alt-right”, and Trump’s lies are “falsehoods”, his operatives “misspoke” when they lied and perjured themselves. Always gotta be fair and balanced.

You can find more True Facts about the Armadillo here:

And they’re so cute with their babies!

YOU CAN EAT THEM.

That’s no size 4. No shame, but don’t lie.

I’m 5 feet tall and she looks bigger around the middle than I am and I’m a size 8. I’m pretty skeptical about the size 4 thing.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

i dip chips into my hummus.

Yeah, I was hoping he would mention if you could take a doll there. Or have an affair.

This article seems like one Bobby would have published regardless though, based on his past writing.

I actually found that this was a delightful throwback to probably the best Gawker series of all times, the “Best Restaurant in the World” posts where Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak would go to tacky restaurants and review them like fine dining.