No.

And if you physically prevented an adult from leaving their house at 2 A.M., it would be kidnapping. And if you took away an adult’s possession as punishment because you didn’t like their attitude, it would be theft. On the other hand, if you refuse to give food, shelter, or medical care to an adult, you haven’t done…

When they first announced this film, they revealed who would be playing Michael and people were legit upset. Why didn’t they just recast then? Now I’ll never get to see Stockard Channing as Elizabeth Taylor. I don’t deserve this.

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

But corn starch thickens my gravy...WHAT WILL IT DO TO MY THIGHS??

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

Uhm, watch The Craft. It’s a great documentary about a group of highschool girls who use magic.

You to him: “you know I just don’t think we have a lot in common and I don’t think this relationship is really going to be positive for me so for that reason I don’t think we should see each other any more. It was nice meeting you (ick) and best of luck”

Breathe. It’s going to be okay.

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

Let’s take a moment to remember the 70's Lego letter

Same. I’ve got twin seven year old boys and try to be as open and accepting a dad as humanly possible. One of the boys (baby A) started asking if he could paint his finger nails recently, to which I said “of course, my dude. You do you.” Baby B, however, starting to point out that painting your nails “is only for…

It’s really brave to admit that shit too. It’s something every mom has experienced. Probably once a week during the toddler years. But you feel like a fucking monster and other people look at you like one if you admit to not having your shit together 100% of the time as a mom.

January Jones on raising a child without a partner: “Xander has a lot of bro time with the neighbor dads and my dad, who is super young. It’s good to have strong women around a man to teach him to respect women...He doesn’t have a male person saying ‘don’t cry’ or ‘you throw like a girl.’ All those s–tty things…

Ohhh man, that paragraph spoke to me as a mom. I have literally had multiple times where I’ve had to walk away and just scream into a pillow. And that’s with a perfectly lovely normal kid! It happens and it’s refreshing to hear someone own up to it and not pretend like just because you’re a parent you’ve suddenly…

Well, that’s parenting right there!  I have lost my shit with regularity.