I am admittedly emotionally fucked up at the moment but the video made me tear up. Granted the settings aren’t everyday but the family vibe was genuine and really sweet.

Hahaha!

No. From what you described you caused a wreck and could have killed his wife. He shouldn’t have screamed at you, but you should have been more cautious. If you can’t see, you don’t go! Sorry he hurt your feels, but seriously, own your shit. You were at fault and he had every reason to be pissed at you.

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

Who TF is Bella Thorne? Not gonna lie: I thought that was the name of the main character from Twilight 😕

My favorite part of the internet is discovering fellow Michael K fans.

CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!

I’m scared. I’m actually fucking terrified that our President Elect will get us all killed. But I’m definitely sad for our country, also.

Seeing this Fifth Harmony thing blow up on Twitter at the speed it did is proof I’m officially An Old. I can’t believe people care so much about this shit. But then again if social media was around - with the power it has today - when the Spice Girls broke up, it would’ve broken the internet.

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Lose. “Lose” rhymes with “booze.” “Loose” rhymes with “goose.”

If $14 million is considered “small” money by your father, dude, you can afford to whip out the checkbook and write out a check for $75K for babies with cancer.

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

George Takei, no doubt.

Tiffany Trump = Meg Griffin

She has been on TV playing the roles of Suzy Underpants on Friends and Holyshitwegotbenjaminbrattsgirlfriendtogueststar on Law and Order.

Ya boy said it on the news. U mad, snowflake?

For the millionth damn time, THERE IS NO CONTRIBUTION TO THE GENOME FROM THE THIRD PERSON. Mitochondria are symbiotic bacteria with their own genes, independent from the host DNA. The only DNA that contributes to the child is that of its parents.