I hate it when people just use the province when they would use a city name for anywhere else.

And goddamn Bill Cosby lives. Fuck you, 2016. Stop killing all the good people.

Fuck this guy and his stupid fucking sweatshirt.

I prefer the shark ones that make you look like you’re being eaten.

So the fact that you boil down Viola Desmond to a loudmouth selling makeup, and completely gloss over the struggles she, and women like her, faced says a lot. She’s not being honoured as a woman who sold make-up, but as an advocate, as someone who stood up against a system rigged against her. Do you believe that…

To create a legally binding, individual document after vetting a person’s record to make sure they are not letting murderers out (for example) and then getting it to the president for approval, yes. But you go ahead and be condescending anyway.

We don’t have Republicans.

You completely dismissed our concerns. Just because yours are “worse” doesn’t mean ours aren’t valid.

“My six-year-old has been asking for a tracksuit since September.”

Okay, so I agree with the first bit, but to answer your question. - yes! Things are different. Racist bullshit on the rise. Empowered assholes. Conservative leadership candidates modelling their campaigns after Trump’s. The bigots think this is their time to shine.

Do you think that our futures are not inextricably linked? We watched the election with great worry because your policies and politicians affect us intimately. We are massive trading partners and share an incredibly long border.

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture

I have a friend/acquaintance who, through a series of procedures, has used something like sixteen embroyos and none of them have been viable pregnancies. Not a one.

Like ... hey Nick, IVF is a tricky monster. What if you get Emma and Isabella personhood or whatever and they just don’t take? WHAT THEN?

They go to college for FREE! - that’s called an academic scholarship. Maybe if you were a better, smarter, more studious child, you would have gotten a scholarship instead of having to take out a loan.

Don’t forget about the dismiss option for people who are OUTRAGED that a valedictorian earned a college scholarship.

Following your lead of comments to get flames, I think Tom does have a little bit of a point. Getting stuff put inside me certainly doesn’t inform my entire experience as a woman, but I do get overwhelmed sometimes by sex with dudes because it’s like yeah, something is going inside my body at a point that I can’t even…

Let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes outside FFS. You just said life is too short.

I think donating to charity is great and $6.8 milli will do a lot of good.

As someone who has watched at least 30 seconds of HGTV, I believe the term you’re looking for is “open concept,” as in: “Nick and Jillary are ready to wrap themselves in the romance of Venice where they hope to find an open concept home with stainless steel everything and the same exact enormous footprint of the…

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