Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

I KNOW THAT’S NOT A SAYING BUT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Obligatory seconding

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

Dr. Phil is such a bottom-feeder. Oprah what did you unleash unto the world? Girl come destroy your spawn. (I can talk to Oprah like this because we share the same birthday.)

What really irks me about quiverful idiots is that it’s so GREEDY. They think every child is a gift from god. Fine, whatever. But when a normal person receives a precious gift, they say “thank you!” and treasure that gift. They don’t try to grab as many more as they can! Quiverfuls are greedy, grabby people, and Jesus…

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

There are a large number of liberal/moderate churches out there. Being a Christian doesn’t mean being conservative.

Which in no way should be taken to mean that we have Abort-o-rama up here. In the three Maritime provinces (New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island), rural women are often forced to travel to the region’s largest city, Halifax, to obtain an abortion. No facility in PEI offers abortion services at all.

In…

I fully believe you could pick up Martin Sheen and drop him into the White House rn and his acting experience on the West Wing would make him 30000x readier to be president than this clown.

I’m not American, have never lived in the U.S. and clearly have a far better sense of how the American government works than the person who is now in charge of it. We live in a very strange world.

Ugh. I can hear it already. And it sounds like one of those educational programming videos from the late 80's/early 90's, where some clueless, older, white person thought the way to appeal to adolescent learning was to make dorky white kids rap it.

I know I posted this in another thread but this has been my favorite so far

Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

Yeah, other people are mocking him and I hated him with all my 19 year old fury when he was in office. His incompetence and ignorance made him incredibly dangerous, especially given who was actually running the US at the time.

The ‘carrying out my orders’ part jumped out at me. Is this an admission that those orders were wrong?