I really think it’s the most elaborate prank joke in history. Before he even ran for president, he always tried to get attention with whatever viral craze or saying some stupid shit. Then everyone online would call him out on it, but he still ended up succeeded, because he made us not forget about Donald Trump.

Then…

DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.

....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

Trump is Professor Quirrel and Pence is the Voldemort tumor growing out of the back of his head. The guy is a full-blown nutjob that makes Ted Cruz look reasonable. 

I will have nothing but a giant middle finger for anyone that suggests we “need to put aside our differences and come together as a country.” NO. FUCK YOU. We aren’t divided on tax code or trade deal details. These are assholes who literally want to force me to carry out a pregnancy I might get from being raped, these…

That’s not helping. I have no doubt America, a large, rich nation with a huge bureaucratic state that has a tremendous amount of inertia, will survive a President Trump. This is about the millions of vulnerable people who will be hurt under a conservative administration that will tear away all semblance of any social…

Yep. As a German, all I can say is: Sure, “Germany” survived Hitler’s reign and yes, is now a thriving, stable democracy, but at what cost? At what cost?

I know I’m probably going against the grain here but I think Paris voted for Hillary.

This.I live in a red county, and whenever a neighbor/coworker starting talking politics, I would have loved to have Rod Serling saunter in with his whisky and cigarette and say something like “Meet Ella, who lives in a sleepy little community. All that changed when an overflowing diaper of baby diarrhea descended a…

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

Phoebe is Friends’ Cosmo Kramer, and I can’t stand either one. Nobody would tolerate a “friend” who constantly fucked your life up like that.

Stoooooop it. Ross was the best... all the funny moments are Ross moments: pivot, the white teeth, the leather pants, the thanksgiving sandwich, “You’re over me? When were you...under me?”. C’mon!

I think a lot of people confuse not liking saving and budgeting with being bad at it.

However, I also love on House Hunters, when they show the third house, which almost always ticks EVERY fucking thing that they are searching for but is just 5 minutes further away than they want- and you find out they end up picking the shittiest house out of the whole selection.

“...registered sex offender and realtor Todd Kohlhepp...”

Is that on his business cards?

“30-year-old”

Nope. Sorry. GMOs are designed to work better *in conjunction with* pesticides, and many are created to be resistant to the pests, diseases and related issues that require pesticide use. In addition, the pesticides used in modern conventional farming are substantially less toxic than those used in ‘organic’ farming…

Organic farming uses a LOT of pesticides. In fact, more, because they aren’t as effective. Also, pesticides cost money so no farmer “bathes” anything in them or they would go out of business very quickly.

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?