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@CJ4: Your comment brought me to tears and managed to perfectly encapsulate the horribleness of infertility. My husband and I are just beginning of the journey, and he is absolutely dreading giving the sample. I am going to get him to read your comment so he can feel at least a little less alone.

Oh how I love to defriend. When I first got facebook years ago I was quick to add every person with whom I went to college, high school, junior high, elementary school. This year I decided enough was enough and just started defriending. The first few are hard but after that it gets liberating. I also decided to

@rosie.the.riveter: I feel the same way. My weight has actually cycled with Jessica's (I was at my thinnest ever around when she did the Dukes of Hazzard) and I have gained some significant weight in the last couple of years like her. But yeah, every time the media douches are making a big deal about her weight gain

@mimiblu: Thank you! I too failed my test four times - completely because of the parallel parking component - and I don't really see why that is such a big deal.

How is asking someone if they would like some butter or cheese to go with their bagel some sort of crazy Starbucks lingo? It is a fair question as most everyone wants one or the other. I'm sure if the woman responded with a polite "neither thank you" that she would not have been asked to leave. She probably flipped

@backinpgh: Hmmm, so because of my early-stage cervical cancer, which left me most likely unable to get pregnant without intervention, I should just "listen to my body" and give up the one and only thing I really want in life which is a family? This is not the statement of a "totally pro-choice" person. I will

I feel like I am a pretty serious pro-choice person; in fact I have already discussed the possibility of selective reduction with my doctor (I am just beginning my journey with fertility testing and treatments). That said this keeps coming back to me and making me sort of sad. I don't want to judge this woman

@BunnyJones: Thanks :-) I think I was actually much better at sticking up for myself at 16 than now at 28. I think I need to look back at my teenage self for inspiration!

I do this most days; if I'm feeling sassy I will bust out a braid or two. Fancy stuff. I just HATE blow drying and straightening in the summer. It is like self-inflicted torture!

@yeahisaidit: Tee hee "bevy of beauties", whenever I see that little turn of phrase I always imagine Archie saying it to Reggie in regards to an upcoming party at the beach or Veronica's mansion.

@roxie: Exactly. Then, as much as I dislike him, I would be sad for him and concerned.

@nekoama: That is so scary. I guess in my imagination I live in a world where the more people witness something bad going on, the more people there are to help. Alas that is not the real world. And it makes me very sad.

@acrobaticrabbit: Yup, my thoughts exactly. At first I'm like "ooh bottles hurt" but then I'm like "but it's Justin Bieber so it's really, really funny!"

I was 16, wearing my baggy, gross McDonald's uniform (oooh so sexy and alluring, especially its eau de stale french fry aroma) and the dickish manager made some comment about how he'd "like to get some of MY cream for his coffee" while leering at my breasts. Hell ya I got his ass fired the next day! I have been

I absolutely don't want this to come across as body snarking, but I think Ann Taylor has found the answer to their prayers!

I have called the police before to report domestic disputes, and I will do it every. single. time. The thing that always depresses me, is that the police always tell me that I'm the only one who has called to report it. They have always been extremely loud and public, and I can't for the life of me understand why

@texaseditor: I am so excited about all of these suggestions, because this scenario has ended in tears for me more than once. Now I have hope for cute boots this fall!

@Morbidda Destiny: I would try the Levi's petite short length jeans. I am 4'11 with stumpy legs (I don't know my exact inseam) and they actually fit perfectly with flats.

Wow J-WOWW looks so cute in that picture! Low-key works so well for her.

@Phyllis Nefler: Yikes. I truly learn new things on Jezebel everyday. Also, I hope your mom ended up okay and this doesn't happen to you!