ARGH! Dear G-d, PinkUnicorn here, what's up? So can you please pop Madam Duggar's 21st fetus in my sad barren uterus instead? She does not need another one! Maybe give her an urge to get a puppy or kitten or something instead of another freaking baby.

My favourite ice cream was Fossil Fuel from Ben & Jerry's (sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs and fudge swirl). I was SO FREAKING CHOKED when the grocery stores in my city just up and decided to quit stocking it. That said my city sucks for ice cream in general so I should not be…

Oh Hint. The amusement that that beverage provided me makes me love it for life. I was out in Newfoundland because my grandfather was dying, then dead, so times were tough. My brother and I were bored so we drove into St. John's and went to the Starbucks. He didn't want any coffee so he got a Hint thinking it was…

I guess when I worked in an office I was the "feeder", but really, as mentioned, I just looooooved to bake but couldn't (and really shouldn't) eat dozens of cupcakes, cookies, brownies and tarts. I loved to bring in special holiday themed baking, and when the office was going through difficult times I would bring…

I have cried in public (like cried in a major way, not just reading a book and a tear rolling down my cheek) three times. Once on a 4 hour bus ride, once in a casino bathroom and once in a grocery store parking lot. No one ever so much as offered me a tissue. It wasn't like I was really thinking about the people…

As much as I love Ice T (which is a lot), bottom line is that wearing a seat belt is the law. Just because you are Ice T doesn't mean you don't have to follow it! I don't think he necessarily had to be arrested and brought in for something so trivial, but it is also lame for him to be putting the officer's name and…

Why do I hate Facebook this week? Two reasons: 1) The new 'Suggested Pages'. I hated the friend suggestions enough but these are asinine. No I don't want to become a fan of freaking Air Transat, Drake or anything else thank you very much! Plus I just feel a crazy compulsion to click the little 'x' next to them to…

@Absinthelating: I bet if I felt like wasting some time on YouTube, I could find many examples of bat-shit crazy people of all colours and creeds keeping strange animals as pets. You can take your bizarre racism to the door over there...

@NewsBunny: Yup, the chubby/chubbette sizing. I think it was grade 7 home ec where I was measured and got "chubby". I begged my best friend at the time to lie with me (we had to measure each other) so I could be "young miss" or something. She did. The article of clothing did not even sort of fit. Freaking…

@HelloKitty: And it didn't help that both times I attempted to run and hide which just make me look all the more special.

Okay so not related but I just can't handle the term 'sex poodle'. I have a poodle, who is one horny little bitch and humps everything. Every time I see 'sex poodle' I picture her going to town on her little bed. Blah.

@VirtuousVixen: Love it!

@HelloKitty: Most often I will make myself look mostly presentable to go get groceries...now. I used to just go however, and twice in like six months I ran into the same ex. The first time I had been gardening so I was in ripped up sweats a muddy over-sized t-shirt, crazy hair and muddy face. The second time I was…

Well to defend Whoopi on Cookie Monster, if the kids actually did eat the cookies like the Monster then none would actually make it into their stomachs. There, obesity crisis SOLVED.

In my own personal experience, religious differences are some of the most difficult to overcome. Many years ago I (a wishy-washy cafeteria Christian) tried to have a proper relationship with a Mormon man. It failed epically because at the end of the day, no matter how understanding we both tried to be of each other,…

@eg.5: I'm at my house but also getting ready to go to a wedding later. A very wedding-y day I guess!

I have the craziest dreams all the time. Although I don't really share them with anyone other than my husband, I do enjoy interpreting them because it is interesting how dead-on accurate the interpretations always are based on what's going on in my life. One dream that to this day I wish I could remember is one that…

Ugh. Recently my best friend's sister went to go buy a Toyota. So she does the test drive and is ready to purchase the car, and the salesman says, I shit you not, maybe your father should be here for this (?!) This woman is 26 years old and is an engineer. And she is also now the proud owner of a brand new Mazda ;-)

@elijabet: I haven't spent much time with this little Trinity, but I love to think that she has three very distinct personalities. Like complete angel, hell-spawn and super goofy or something. That would make me very happy! Hahaha!

@prettykatemachine: I know a little Trinity, and I never really thought about the name, but sitting here pondering it, it's a little odd....