This episode gets a grade bump for making a dumb Primus reference. I dig it.

A Farewell To Armslist?

I’m annoyed by how many of you didn’t understand the clear reference to “Sk8r Boi” in the hed...

Especially when it is pretty clear to anyone who has paid any kind of attention (I’ve paid way to much, don’t judge), that Yolanda didn’t have Lyme. If you believed her, Yolanda and her whole family contracted it. This would have been a not insignificant chunk of all the Californians that develop new cases in a year.…

I think it depends. I’d probably check in with the Jersey Shore cast if it was anything related to my genital region.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

My husband and I still argue over whether MC5 was punk or metal, and nobody here will know what that means.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

I generally look to the Real Housewives when getting medical advice. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

I had a born again Aunt and Uncle. Phew. They seem to have given up on all that stuff which is probably good for their children. But the 90s with them were pretty insane.

if you can still call up the people who buried the time capsule in the first place, it’s too soon guys

https://www.nlrb.gov/rights-we-protect/rights/employerunion-rights-and-obligations

I think the launch failed because they didn’t properly calculate the weight of the massive balls on these guys. 

Gawker’s sordid past notwithstanding, you right wing fascists never have the moral high ground, even though they claim it through brute force and violence. But you’ll probably find yourselves deep below it, soon enough.

There are LEGIONS of blonde sorority girls and ex-jock douche frat bros in the southern states in college and graduating college right now that will form a long line to work for THEIR news channel.  People assume the younger generation are bucking this trend.  If they live in the bible belt, they’re not.

Scholars will be unpacking the true cost of Fox News to our country’s crumbling social fabric for many years to come.

Maybe they should check the frame first.

And in the stripedness bind them...

ouch. wicked self-burn.