PinballFan
PinballFan
PinballFan

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I think PDQ wins for bigger variety, honestly.

I don’t get why you dumb libtards try and take the things he says he’ll do and use his actual past actions to refute them.

I just spent 6 months in south florida for work, and I ubered everywhere because while there was a bus system, and presumably taxis, the buses ran infrequently and the taxis are no where to be seen. In a city like new york? totally possible to get around by taxi, bus, and subway. Fort lauderdale? not so much.

Hello, person who has never lived in a southern city.

Yeah, this isn’t science. This is the injectables version of the guy who says his rocket is going to help him prove the earth is flat.

This is what happens when people are raised to honestly believe that every opinion, no matter how bad, has value and should be given equal weight with all other opinions. Well, this and flat earth theory.

A few applicable Venn diagrams:

The Venn diagram for anti-vaxxers and those believing in many alternative medicines/treatments has got to be close 100% overlay. We have anti-vaxxers in my office providing info on mushroom supplements for colds and putting peppermint oil on the back of your neck for congestion.

Yes, other presidents have borrowed art from various museums over the years, but in this case they were unable to loan the painting requested. If you had bothered to read the museum’s response, you would see that this particular collection, which is not actually owned by the Guggenheim, prohibits it from traveling

Hi Grandpa! Please get off of the computer before I tell Grandma.

The Guggenheim doesn’t have a “manager,” kiddo. It’s not the Arby’s your mom works the window at.

pro tip: the Guggenheim doesn’t even have the “Dogs playing Poker”!!!! And he sucks at golf.

The WiFi model has been key for us. You have to remember that this is not a slow cooker. Many sous-vide recipes only need to run for 1-4 hours (and running them too long will affect the meat, contrary to what some believe). We’ll throw our meal in an ice bath with the sous-vide in the morning, then turn it on between

The WiFi model has been key for us. You have to remember that this is not a slow cooker. Many sous-vide recipes only

It’s more powerful too (900W vs. 800W), so it’ll heat up water more quickly. And I think it’s totally worth setting up your water bath in the morning, then using the Wi-Fi to turn the circulator on as you drive home from work, so it’s already up to temperature when you get home.

It’s more powerful too (900W vs. 800W), so it’ll heat up water more quickly. And I think it’s totally worth setting

I think the bigger question here is “what happens when a 3-kilometer space Muskie hits that lure?”

Done. Cops are on their way to your place.

Ever notice how they never bring this issue up with crawfish?

It’s like:

“You have to kill the lobsters before you boil them, that’s the humane thing to do!”

“Okay, well, here are a couple thousand tiny lobsters, get to work.”

“...Fuck that, I’m hungry. Throw ‘em in.”

“The Lobster Institute at the University of Maine”

“Even when they are faced with the fact that consuming meat increases their cancer risk about the same amount as being a lifelong smoker”