It's not. /r/FordMaverickTruck is rife with stories like this. 

The window sticker for my Maverick was in the glove box when I got it. It was never attached to the truck. 

If Jalopnik thinks this has only happened TWICE, they're not aware of /r/FordMaverickTruck

Crossovers are cars with great trunk access.

I’m fifty and we bought our Maverick because have needed the options offered by the Maverick far more than whatever perceived advantages you see in our Rogue and Xterra. Speaking as someone who has hauled a refrigerator and large TV in said Xterra, the Maverick is way more…

It’s true. (Car and Driver article, perhaps?)

Was it covered last night when the Vegas Golden Knights committed their latest act of regicide? 

Literally no one.

“Vendors selling products to the public IS A THING?" is how I read your sentence. 

Literally, no one.

“Though they’re not very good”

In-N-Out, even with the Super Secret Menu, is just an average burger backed up by shitty fries and milkshakes from a machine, just like McDonald’s.

absolutely

I can’t believe they have giant bottles of that stuff in reach of the public. It’s that hot. 

Spider Bart, that is... my bad.

Not on the Fourth Quality Buckys. It’s the real deal, including the pads between the vertebrae. 

Ah, yes. My $400 purchase for my home haunt filled my entryway when it was all delivered in 2006 or so. Most of the same props are up this year. The Spiders came in amazing boxes with custom styrofoam. I wish I’d bought more because I’ve never seen them anywhere else. Spider Tim was a spi

Quality lasts!

He’s a doddering old fool who still hasn’t found anyone good at “the cyber”. He’s one of the people who would say “I’m not using the internet; I’m using Facebook.”

Stupid Libtard forgot about the Dijon Mustard Incident!

Burrrt hrrrr emailzzzzz!

See now, there are so many people on the show, I kept getting it confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.