are you new here 

I never thought of myself as a member of the “extreme” left, but somehow, I’m not super on board with a 21st century Trail of Tears.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

No Cyril, when theyre dead theyre just hookers

Toyota has thoughtfully designed the trunk to ensure it still can hold two comfort women. 

Damn it feels good to be a Yakuza.

What did you think was going to happen? You should have written

It’s not an awful idea when your base loves it. And believe me, they do. Most them would be perfectly happy if we catapulted all these people straight into the ocean.

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

Here’s a gift certificate to Kay Jewelers. Go and buy some pearls to clutch.

technically its an incel phone

Grifters are so cute and funny and charming right up until the point where they steal billions of dollars or dump poison into the environment or start separating children from their parents. The key is moderation, I think; figuring out the fine line between reading about one in a news article and then moving on vs.…

Tina Belcher wins!

Don’t forget that he nearly got killed on 9/11 because he had the city’s emergency command center installed in the shadow of the WTC—the very highest-profile target in the city!—because he wanted to use it as a love nest but wife #3 (then merely a mistress) didn’t want to have to schlep to Brooklyn to get it on.

Every day, friend.

British Broadcasting Company?

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

It’s the easiest thing in the world to imagine that a privileged schmuck like Giuliani has never even considered using a VPN.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

one large pregnant pause in Gina’s and Jay’s lives