Lawn darts. From the backyard, OVER the house, into the front yard, try and hit the ring. Try not to hit Uncle Dave or Dad again.

(*sigh* I’m not even sure why I’m doing this)

Whispering “Herzegovina, don’t it?”

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Alex Linuson

Jake Gyllenhaal IS Fred Rogers in:

Geddy said he thinks Moving Pictures is their best album.

What is this “phase” you speak of

Well. No rats for you then. Take off!

That technique just sort of skips the middleman where I put it into the engine before it leaks all over the place. Probably prevents rust too.

I will have to give it some thought.

“Kind of a Bullshit test on the part of Elon & Company.”

Why did her parents keep buying Isuzu Troopers?

Barney Miller-style

It would really hurt the representative for buttfuck Louisiana’s chances for reelection...  

Nazis and Second-Amendment fellators are morons, and MURICA lets them run free and organize.

I never thought Tiki Torches and Coolers would be caught up in political protests but here we are. How the fuck did we get here?

Sorry, the reddit already has a currency, it’s neckbeard trimmings.

A digital quarter.

Have you fully considered what you’re asking? Do you really want people coming to your house? Like... actual people?