PinballFan
PinballFan
PinballFan

I would be remiss if I didn't post a link to one of my favorite Onion articles:

A guy in Missouri tried when he was arrested for underage drinking and/or DUI. Even though the state officially declared that "life begins at conception", the judge disagreed with him.

Let's see...download it directly from the phone or play.google.com or a Russian site.

Man, put CM7.2 on that thing, buy a new battery, and you'll be surprised at how good of a phone it still is.

"Google failed at selling the Nexus One. No, that's not an exaggeration. They literally failed at it."

I don't believe that you exist.

That's just not how the legal system works.

That's a good point. I could see them selling these things at boat docks and the "last stop on the way to the lake" stores.

Because a chimney starter is just so damned complicated and cheap.

Casey,

He is probably afraid of microwaves because of radiation, too.

Potential root beer brewmeisters should be aware that this is just a "mix up what's in the kit" kit. It is pretty cool, though.

They can sell a ton of automated StripperMobiles in Las Vegas if they just pre-program them with all the destinations on Industrial Road. Those girls don't like to have to think about things like driving.

That one bottle reminds me of well, a major award!

I realized that last night when I re-read the article. Damn headcold.

The EV panels are in a vacuum in the middle of a water jacket (tube within a tube).

As long as you're well ahead of me in the blowing line....

Stuff that complicated doesn't just happen for free.

Well, I hope you didn't have a star.