I hope you didn't spend more than five minutes finding all of those photos.

Well played!

I think we paid $80 for a $100 worth of cards at Sam's Club the last time we bought them.

I will send you my address via a direct message. When do you, oops, I get paid next?

What's $150?

What the heck is wrong with some of you people? This isn't some fucking shady dental clinic in Tijuana.

"some random company" Wow, over exaggerate much? This isn't some fly by night "massage" parlor.

...and boobs will appear on screen in 3....2....1....

As long as they ban radios, too, I'm fine with it. Also, smoking with a child in the car.

That's Google in Nevada, but it's coming.

It was a massive undertaking. That's about all I can say about it.

Apple's TOS is pretty amusing in places, too:

As others have pointed out, Wet Design has already done this at Branson Landing. However, it's a much smaller fountain than Bellagio.

Bah! I've already won twice that amount this week.

Boy, that sure sounds like practicing medicine without a license on the part of the "implant practitioner". Poking holes in idiotic places is one thing, but actually opening the body to insert objects, then closing the incision? How is that not surgery?

Umm, since Pinball Fantasies and Pinball Dreams are available on iOS, PASS.

Yes, yes it is.

We have two iPad2s.

It will be interesting to see how many of them are returned within the 14 day trial period.

One ping and one ping only.