Just practice saying "Oh noes! I do lurvs me some penis!" in Klingon and they'll let you in.

There is a big difference between "living a paranoid life" and being prepared for an emergency. Do you keep air in the spare tire in your car? I guess not since you're not going to be "paranoid" about having a flat. Do you have flashlights or a fire extinguisher in your home? How about a smoke detector?

QNX - the real time operating system - does not need a dual core processor. It runs just fine on 500mHz class single board computers. It's incredibly efficient and compact.

Yeah, it would be very difficult to be able to compare the watermark on the released copy with the one that the studio inserted.

"I feel sorry for parents who would find this app necessary."

MacFarlane makes enough money for Fox that he can do whateverthefuckhewants.

bomp bomp bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I didn't know Hershey's used the soul of a forlorn child instead of cacao.

Do you have kids? I'm guessing that you do not.

No matter how demure we like to pretend to be, humans are still animals. Anyone with any empathy whatsoever feels the same way.

You're lamenting the fact that an internet meme guy who has no talent didn't succeed on a show called America's Got Talent.

Officer A: "Turn your key, Sir!"

I bet it was awesome when you added a humidifier, opened the door, and had tornadoes!

I suppose it's all a matter of how crappy the teacher's contract has with the school is, but this isn't the '50s. Teachers can't get fired for being pregnant out of wedlock or I know a couple of lesbians in Las Vegas who wouldn't have a job.

You can't legislate good judgment. :)

Hey, you know that phone that allows you to access almost anything you need to know almost anywhere you could be?

I don't recall my wife ever having a friend request from a student. She teaches middle school, though.

Including the violation of civil liberties once the student is eighteen?

"Teachers also cannot have a non work-related website that allows exclusive access with a current or former student."

It's easy to reload cartridges, but damned noisy. :)